Wanking Simulator Free Download PC game in a pre-installed direct link with updates and DLCs from Steam-repacks.
Wanking Simulator Direct Download
Welcome to Gay Bay, a town in which you need to take the matter into your own hands You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home. Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking – you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc. The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused. You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want. Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as spells, magic cumshots etc. A more serious list of features:
Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilized man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring) Unlockable abilities, such as an explosion spell, or spawning an aggressive Pony which will help you fight bad human beings Drive your uncle’s car, complete deliveries & race missions, or chase the clouds with a hot air balloon Sandbox Mode – customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, etc. to break the seals and reunite the founders before it’s too late! An adorable puzzle game. Though the humor is clearly not for everyone, especially not kids. Some of the puzzles were very ingenious, and required a good bit of thought. If you are not a fan of puzzles, stay away.
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I’d advise against using a guide during your playthrough of it, or at least try to solve the puzzles yourself the first time, though there will likely be a couple you get stuck on. (Graveyard vault was my downfall). Earn up to 30 Scout Badges across a lively forest, a spooky graveyard and whatever that other place is! Its unwillingness to censor itself in its jokes while still somehow staying a little bit “classy” while going to the gutter……well it’s actually sorta inspiring. It’s weird to say, but it’s not dirty for the sake of being dirty. Don’t get me wrong, it’s dirty as hell. But this dirty feels purposeful, that each joke was constructed for a specific point to make, and it works rather well. In fact, I can’t really think of a joke that doesn’t hit the mark.
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 7 x64
- PROCESSOR: I5 – 2500
- RAM: 8 GB
- GRAPHICS: GTX 750
- STORAGE: 3 GB available space
- Click the Download Here button above and you should be redirected to GamesDatabase.
- Wait 5 seconds and click on the grey ‘download now’ button. Now let the download begin and wait for it to finish.
- Once the game is done downloading, right click the .zip file and click on “Extract to” (To do this you must have 7-Zip or winrar, which you can get here).
- Double click inside the Wanking Simulator folder and run the exe application.
- Thats all, enjoy the game! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, look for a file named All In One Runtimes.exe run this and install it.